Here are a few short quips that may make you chuckle!:
- As the bride and her father reached the alter, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Those who could see what it was, rippled with laughter. The father gave away his daughter, and the daughter gave her father back his credit card.
- Asked what he would like to hear his friends say as they stand at his casket to say goodbye, the wiley gentleman responded: “Look, he’s moving!”
- My goal for 2017 was to lose weight. Just 10 pounds. I only have 15 to go!
- I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in just 3 hours and 20 minutes!
- A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
- I just did a week’s worth of cardio exercise…after walking into a spider web.
- Kids don’t know how easy they have it today. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel!
Great Pacific Escrow Team